William Hepner

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Temporal Humility

It is a sad day when a person gains enough insight and understanding to situate every individual on a much longer timeline. People’s ambitions evanesce in a puff of smoke. Self-importance begins to seem like sadism. Even presidents and world leaders shrink to the dimensions of a tiny photo with...

On Self-Cruelty: Two Fallacies of Regret

Upon reaching a certain stage of life, usually after the age of 30 but always when enough time has elapsed to make you wonder about the slowly accumulating rubbish heap of your past, regrets come up as an infallible sign that you are getting older. You start to hem and haw. You lament the paths not...

A High-Wire Act

If there is a collective stupidity in the modern world, a tragicomedy peculiar to developed countries and played out ad nauseam in the media and popular culture, it is that of our perception of the human lifespan, which is just long enough for people to kid themselves about its laughable brevity...

Puzzles

A person’s individuality is like an unfinished puzzle. But while some people have pieces aplenty and have managed to place them into a coherent order that has all the makings of an actual picture, others have only a few pieces scattered around or none at all—or what’s worse, the wrong ones...

Writing as an Expression of Character

Writing is an apparently simple act. The person doing the writing puts words in order, one after another, line by line, adding squiggles and dots here and there to make the appropriate pauses before concluding with a mighty flourish: I am a writer, says the person who has written. And that is...

All Hail the Keyboard Warrior

Although many on the Internet might doubt the vigor and even the courage of the average keyboard warrior, that little amoeba squirming in the dark, I have no doubt that these are only warriors according to their own tattered and abused definition. Upon a bit of consideration and not a little...

A Transcreation FAQ

Q: What is transcreation? A: Transcreation as a word combines two different words: translation and creation. But the word creation as such is something of a misnomer; transcreation can be more readily understood as a combination of copywriting and translation, amounting to a kind of creative...

Translation: Art, Craft, or Commodity?

The idea that translation is an art rests on two fundamental premises. The first is that effective translation requires a certain amount of skill, its techniques and methods developed over time not only in the hurly-burly of solitary practice or paid translation projects but also under the guidance...

The Joys of Knowing Spanish

There are many things to love about the Spanish language. For instance, it has a wonderful cadence undergirded by its many vowels and a speed unmatched by that of almost any other language. And while this can present a steeper learning curve for students of Spanish, who often find themselves pelted...

A Web of Narratives, a Web of Lies

Humans are storytellers by nature, it has often been said, and we tell stories not only to other people but to ourselves. Without any qualms, I would assert that these stories are more common, frequent, and elaborate than the gather-around-the-campfire stories that have the appearance of innocent...